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English Joke of the Month - July PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Chewks   
Wednesday, 01 July 2009

July's English Joke of the Month
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Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with brightly coloured ribbons and tape, so on one trip as he got to the luggage carousel he was very surprised to see his bags being grabbed by a well dressed man.

 

 
English Joke of the Month - June PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Your Teacher   
Monday, 01 June 2009

June's English Joke of the Month

Tough teacher

Teacher: "Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

 

 
English Joke of the Month - May PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 01 May 2009

May's English Joke of the Month

Tough teacher

A school teacher had badly injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Luckily it fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school.

 

 
English Joke of the Month - April PDF Print E-mail
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Wednesday, 01 April 2009

April's English Joke of the Month

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Two men are drinking in a bar.

The first one asks: “Where are you from?”

 

 
English Joke of the Month - March PDF Print E-mail
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Sunday, 01 March 2009

March's English Joke of the Month

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested.

 

 
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