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English Jokes
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Written by Chewks
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Wednesday, 01 July 2009 |
July's English Joke of the Month

Mr. Smith was a traveling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with brightly coloured ribbons and tape, so on one trip as he got to the luggage carousel he was very surprised to see his bags being grabbed by a well dressed man. |
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English Jokes
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Written by Your Teacher
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Monday, 01 June 2009 |
June's English Joke of the Month
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
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Friday, 01 May 2009 |
May's English Joke of the Month
A school teacher had badly injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Luckily it fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school. |
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Wednesday, 01 April 2009 |
April's English Joke of the Month
Two men are drinking in a bar.
The first one asks: “Where are you from?” |
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Sunday, 01 March 2009 |
March's English Joke of the MonthA general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. |
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