English Jokes

The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.

With dictionary look up - double click on any word to see its definition.



English Joke of the Month - March PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Monday, 01 March 2010 00:00

Sin No More

Paint

At a very poor chapel in the valleys of Wales they took up collections, baked cakes and washed cars for months to get enough money to buy paint for the chapel exterior which was bare and weather-beaten.

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English Joke of the Month - February PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Monday, 01 February 2010 00:00

A Valentine's Joke

Present

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

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English Joke of the Month - January PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Friday, 01 January 2010 00:00

January's English Joke of the Month

Lecture

A Lecture

On New Year's Eve, David was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home.  As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.  'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police constable.

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English Joke of the Month - December PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Tuesday, 01 December 2009 00:00

Signs That Santa Claus Might Actually Be a Woman

Mrs Claus

There are several signs that Santa Claus might be a woman:-

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English Joke of the Month - November PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Saturday, 31 October 2009 19:00

How to win friends and influence people

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.

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