English Jokes

The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.

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English Joke of the Month - September PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Wednesday, 01 September 2010 00:00

How many rabbits?

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!

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English Joke of the Month - August PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Sunday, 01 August 2010 00:00

Bragging Rights

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen and after several minutes, Morris had had enough.

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English Joke of the Month - July PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Thursday, 01 July 2010 00:00

Help

A preacher said, "Anyone who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

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English Joke of the Month - June PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Tuesday, 01 June 2010 00:00

Dying Wish

A retired businessman was on his deathbed, and called for his friend to come to his side.

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English Joke of the Month - May PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Lynne   
Saturday, 01 May 2010 00:00

First Day at Work

Coffee

A school-leaver was taken on by a local company. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well on her first day in the job, she grabbed a large thermos flask and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

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