The best English jokes for your amusement and delight.
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A nutritionist was giving a presentation at a conference. "The stuff we eat is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago," he said.
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he sees a panther stalking him in the bushes.
The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in trouble now!"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm out shopping, and I've found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "£1,000? Why not? Go ahead and buy it, if you like it that much."